Why do men finish first?

Why do men finish first? Is it that women are slow or lazy, well not lazy. I know most or at least some women work harder than men. So it can't be that they are lazy, maybe it's that they like to talk before,during and after. Yeah I'd say that is probably a big part of it. Because as we all know women like to talk, whereas, men don't really say alot during. Now beforehand we will talk a whole lot, about how great we are, how much we score,how big and shiny our balls are, any number of things. Afterwards, well it's time to brag. Now understand the act that I speak of only took about two minutes. These are some of the things men will say "Did you see what I just did?","Can you feel me?", "Get some!",and "You can't handle this." These are just some of the things we will shout out after what we consider a perfect release, letting go of our ball. Now during, men don't say a word until the release, then we either shout, scream or bow our head in shame and stay there for a few seconds looking dazed and confused, like my friend Mork does sometimes. Mork, just let it go. It's not that women don't concentrate as hard as men, actually they concentrate harder. In plainer terms, they overthink. Maybe that's why men do finish before women because by the time a man is finished a woman is still trying to figure out where she wants to stand. The whole time she is standing there, she is second guessing herself. Not to mention talking to her friends. So remember, when you are playing with a woman you have to let her get there in her own sweet time. That's why it's best to get two lanes. That way you can finish twice to her once, unless you're Mork and then you're still standing there looking. So till next time,remember, men will always finish first as long as women have something to talk about. Happy bowling.