The five greatest words in the English language must be: RICH, ELDERLY, ALCOHOLIC, FEMALE, BOWLER. How great are those five words, seriously it’s amazing!
Ok, here’s what happened, I was working on Saturday morning. It was about 10:30 and I got hungry. I went to the snack bar to get a breakfast sandwich, understand what I’m saying, a breakfast sandwich, sausage, egg and cheese to be exact. Anyway, so I’m standing in line and there are two well dressed elderly women standing in front of me. I know they are rich because they are looking at the menu like they could order it all. So I figure they are waiting on coffee….warm milk…..tea or something soft they can chew. What do they get? They get two cups and a pitcher of beer. I fell in love. There werer the perfect women. Rich, so they could buy you a new bowling ball every week. Elderly, so they wouldn’t be around much longer and would leave you their money. Alcoholic so you could drink anytime you wanted, Hell, you could wake up with a beer in your hand and it would be just fine. Female, I mean they were old but for their age they were hot. I’d tap it once a month to keep them happy. Last, but never least, Bowler.
They love bowling, not just a little, a lot, from what I could tell. They bowled four games and drank two pitchers of beer at 10:30 in the morning. If I wasn’t already married I could be in love. Oh sure, they don’t bowl great but at least I would never lose and by my rules winner gets whatever they want, “New balls”. Because, let’s face it, if I ever did leave my wife she would probably crush the ones I have now. I love you honey. So remember ,rich, elderly , alcoholic, female, bowlers are like shooting stars. If you don’t grab it when you see it, you may never see one again. If you do grab it….hide your balls from your wife. Till next time, Happy Bowling.
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