The Apology

I feel I may have offended a few people, okay a lot of people. It may have been my blog on polishing your balls or what kind of Bowler are you. It may also have been Rent-a-child but it was probably my wife hates my balls. None the less there are plenty of things I should most likely apologizes for. So here it goes I'm Sorry! I never meant to embarrass or make anyone uncomfortable. That has never been my intent nor shall it ever be. I just want to make people laugh and learn a few tricks about Bowling. Most of the people who watch my videos are friends and the ones that aren't I hope will soon be. If my videos make you laugh or shock you remember it's all in fun. I hope to be doing this for a long time to come.
Maybe I do talk about my balls to much but that's a big part of Bowling. After all think about it you polish your balls, you wipe off your balls after you play with them, you twist your balls, you go hard and straight with your balls, and you compare your balls to your friends balls. And bowling is not about who has the better ball. It's about who plays with his balls better. A friend of mine on Youtube said "Bob + bowling = Balls" At first I didn't know how to respond to this, but I guess in a way, he's right because when it comes right down to it bowling is balls, and I am bowling. So, I do apologize for some of my blogs being misunderstood or mistaken, but I do not apologize for playing with my balls. As I said in one of my videos, there are three types of bowlers. There is the stroker, the Tweener and the Cranker. I am a stroker and I will continue to stroke till I can stroke no more. So remember though you may be misunderstood and thought insane continue to do what makes you happy because no one else will do it for you. To all you strokers out there...Stroke on! Till next time, Happy Bowling.