Spouses- My wife hates my balls

Why can't women understand how much our balls mean to us? I know some women do. Some women even enjoy playing with balls, unfortunately, my wife isn't one of them. She says she dislikes them but I can see in her eyes, when she looks at them, that she hates them.

I asked her to hold one one time. She said she didn't like the way it felt. It was hard and oily. She still plays with me but the problem with that is, we always get in an argument. The last time we played she picked one up with both hands and just kind of flicked it. I said " What the hell was that". She said she was doing the best she could do. I said " Well if that's the best you can do you're never going to get a reaction out of it."

She also says that I show off my balls. Every time one of our friends comes over to the house I show them my balls. I can't help that I am proud of them. I mean, maybe I do polish them a little too much and maybe she has caught me once or twice in the bedroom with one in my hand fantasizing. Don't give me that look, we've all done it.

I guess what brought all this to a head is that one night I was polishing my balls and I decided to watch television. So I'm lying there with my balls on the bed. She comes walking in and one falls on her foot. She screams and I start laughing. I thought it was funny. Then she accuses me of loving my balls more than I love her. So I told her...fine, the next time I go bowling I'll throw her down the lane and if she can pick up a 7/10 split, I'll get rid of my balls.

Till then my tip is keep your balls in one hand, your wife in the other and never the twain shall meet. Till next time.

Happy Bowling!