First Date Ettiquette

When you go to pick up your date, if she looks a little heavy don't try it, because if you can't she'll think she's fat and that will ruin the date.

Now when you arrive at you destination, do you open the car door and escort her in or do you pick up your balls, walk in and let her catch up? I know what my balls and I would do. On to the topic of shoe rental, since she probably didn't bring her own shoes go ahead and rent them for her, but let her buy the first pitcher of beer, because as we all know shoes are cheaper than beer.

Now, as far as who goes first, normally the person who starts first finishes first so it is best to let her make the first play, that way she finishes before you and at the end both of you are satisified. Do you allow her to play with your balls on the first date? If it is not her first time it should be okay, if it is she could hurt them. This call is up to you. Now do you allow her to win? Never let any woman win. It is not in our nature. What if she won't let you beat her? Then there is no use tying her up.

At the end of your date if she doesn't kiss you goodbye in the car there probably isn't any reason to walk her to the front door. So leave, go back to the bowling alley and play with yourself.

Happy Bowling