S.U.A.B.

Shut up and Bowl!

Sometimes it's all you can do just to get through a game,then other times when you just want to savour the experience. Well shut up and bowl is not one of those times. I've never been to a casino but if I was in a hurry, or on a streak and had to wait for someone to throw the dice, well Bob doesn't think Bob could.

The same thing applies to bowling. In the pros they have a time clock and if they go over it costs them money. Bob thinks if you make Bob wait you should have to buy Bob beer. That way at least Bob won't care if you keep talking. Please don't get me wrong we need the talker,without him the game would go too fast and that is never a good thing.

Also, Bob gets in a hurry so Bob needs the talker to slow him down. There are times when speed is of the essence,such as when Bob has a show to do. Bob is also an actor which means Bob can also act like he knows how to bowl. Back to shut up and bowl,the trick is to know when to use it and how.

A common term is "who's turn is it" or "Am I up?", ether one works fine. If these do not work just stare at the person until they bowl, unless they just brought you a beer. At which point you should act like you care what they are talking about and drink. When to use it?

If you are having a bad game don't use it,slow down and think about what is wrong and how to fix it. Unless you're out beer and money and the talker won't shut the ____ up. Then S.U.A.B. for all your worth. So just remember when there is plenty of beer and no show...no S.U.A.B. When you're out of money and your ears hurt get the ____ out!

Happy Bowling!