Real Bowling

What is real bowling?

Is it knowing how to bowl? Is it knowing the fundamentals? Is it knowing when your buddy is sixty pins ahead, you’re probably going to loose. No. Real bowling is a score of one fifty or above. It is not Bob’s tip. It is Bob’s rule.

If you cannot bowl one fifty or above, then you’re not really bowling you’re just pretending to bowl. Don’t worry, it’s ok because I can teach you to bowl one-fifty I can teach you to bowl above one-fifty. I know what your thinking “only with bumpers” No, it’s true, if you follow Bob’s tips you too will become a real bowler.

My buddy Mork could not break one hundred, but after a few short lessons with Bob, He’s reached one-twenty. Yes, Mork has a long way to go to one-fifty, but not as far as Fagin and Roy. Yes, if Fagin and Roy had taken Bob’s tips they too could be bowling over one hundred.

If Mork continues to follow Bob’s tips he will soon be a real bowler. So please continue to follow Mork’s progress and adapt Bob’s tips to your own game.

Happy Bowling!

* The names in this blog have been changed to keep from embarrassing my friends.